I appreciate this is entirely my fault for saying contact us if you want to hear them. Truth is, most of the ones we did first were just deleted immediately, only one remains that was unused and it's going nowhere!
The weird thing about all this is, to be honest, every time we record we end up with a section or two which was too much, so this is by no means a unique occurence.
However, as a Xmas treat I will tell you something that didn't make the cut:
In the bit where I say "She's a bugger for a footballer", I then went on to say "Perhaps if she had have just been buggered things would have worked out better...so let that be a lesson to you". Then Ed said "Yep, you could either fart spunk out of your arse, or fart a spastic out of your fanny".
I wanted to keep it in. Decency prevailed, and now I have written it on here which is probably worse as it is in black and white and you don't get the mood of comedy in type.
I bet it might even look offensive...
