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Started 2 months ago by A Predator
Latest reply from UntamedBabe

A Predator
Member

Not much is happening online at the moment, I am bored, yesterday I made a Facebook profile for the cat of the people i am staying with, that is how bored I am. Anyone want to talk about bugger all to keep their eyes all amused?

Posted 2 months ago #
robwebster
Member

Yeah, go on! Though I can't say I need anything else to distract me. Been procrastinating for the last five hours or so. Just... hovering around.

I'm currently meant to be writing sixty second radio scripts of different genres. The idea is that they're messes of cliches. Might meddle around with them a bit. I've so far only began a cop show one, and even then I've only come up with a title. I'm in a dead weird mood. Just... unmotivated. Even though I think it'll be a brilliant laugh.

Think I need some inspiration. Can anyone think of any decent genres to piss about with? Currently thinking western, sci-fi, etc.

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Pott
Member

Rom-coms are already a mass of clichés so you should have no trouble with that one. Horror is another one that springs to mind.

Well any genre is probably pretty easy to reduce to clichés...says the man that doesn't have to do it.

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

Cool, well I apologise in advance, procrastinating is a favourite pastime of mine too.

As a job or part of a course or something? Sounds like an amusing activity if you're into it, I am shit at ideas like that generally I'm afraid, psychological horror or road movie maybe? Or are you thinking more broad than that.

Posted 2 months ago #
robwebster
Member

Nah, not more broad! That totally works. I really like romcom and road movie, might make a start on them. Got two actors to play with, so those two genres in particular work quite nicely. Finding it hard to do a police drama with two characters. Someone needs to be killed. And they need to chase someone. It's massively tricky.

It's a part of a course, although it's a self-imposed part. Basically, I suggested it as a radio feature, and now have ended up saddled with the task of having to write twelve-odd scripts as part of a live broadcast module. I'm quite chuffed, tbh. Think it'll be a joy. I just don't like deadlines, and this is quite a tight one. Dead busy week next week, too. Blahhhh.

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Pott
Member

Yeah. Give us a bit more info and we might be able to contribute.

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Pott
Member

Weird! When I came back to the thread a few minutes ago Rob's reply wasn't there so I posted...and now mine's been posted it's updated the page and shows it

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Pott
Member

The police drama could be a copper and crim in an interview room.

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

^ That's a great idea for policeman one.

Sounds really quite complex with such boundries yeah. Could do an indie arthouse thing like a 'My Dinner with Andre' type set up, cliches being things like philosophical discussion and prolonged awkward silence.

Think i have a writing for radio course to do next semester, happy times for ending up with it then, deadlines do suck monkeys though.

Posted 2 months ago #
robwebster
Member

That could work pretty nicely, actually.
So far, I've been kinda doing a "buddy cop" type thing. Called it McCavity and The Fuzz and just given them stupidly OTT New Jersey mannerisms. "SOME KINDA WISE GUY" and all that. But it's hard to make anything happen. They're just inspecting a corpse, and then one cop declares that they're three days away from retirement and gets shot and that's basically the end. It's alright but it doesn't have much direction.
Interview room's a self contained narrative, so that works a lot better. Good excuse to rewatch some Life on Mars, too. I might nab that if it's alright by you?

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Pott
Member

Who me? Yes, by all means.

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

My Ipod just completely wiped itself of all the music I've put on it over the years for no apparent reason, tempted to give it a new life as something to throw at people I don't like very much. What would you suggest as a punishment?

Posted 2 months ago #
robwebster
Member

Lock it in the fridge and tell it that it can come out when it remembers all its songs again.

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

Sounds good, apparently it has finally completely fucked out so it wouldn't make much difference so maybe I'll just leave it there.

Posted 2 months ago #
robwebster
Member

You could wrap it in foil as a neat prank. Nobody questions something wrapped in foil so it'll just become part of the geography of the fridge, and everybody sees the foiled object but assumes it's someone else's problem or something someone else has been saving, until, months later, someone's having a clean out and goes "what the christ is in this foil, anyway? It's been collecting space for years."

Then they unwrap it and it's a really cold iPod.

I'm not entirely sure what the next stage of the prank is. I think that's basically it. But they'd be quite surprised.

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

That is a brilliant idea, will do so when I actually have a house I'll be in long enough to, till then it'll be a coaster for my tea, something I can dip in salsa to lick it off and a frisbee if i'm really bored.

Posted 2 months ago #
Tim
Member

Awww maaaaaannnnnn!!!!! My 120 Gb i-pod did that on a Friday (black Friday it shall be called) and I actually cried a bit. 50 million tunes just went bye bye. An encyclopedia of modern day music wiped by a glitch dwarf. It was like the fire in the library of Alexandria. I wanted to kick it's little head in but as it still worked I just refilled it and it's probably better now than then. The relationship was never the same after that though. The trust was all gone, you know? Never the same....

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

Sad times, don't blame you, it's fucking infuriating thing to happen. At least can do, yeah it's revealed itself as the spiteful little twat it truly is, hopefully it'll learn from it's evil little action and never do it again. I'm stuck with a shitty 4 gig thing till christmas comes and I hopefully get a new one.

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone play porn games? I've been playing hentai games recent, not for doing a wank on them, they're just fucking hilarious mainly due to the translations. i just played one called 'Cum juice of my young sister-in-law' which opens with the lines: "The unpleasentness! It is saying what someone is on the side of the ear. Today, I want to do nothing. Leave me alone! Oh, it is noisy. Doing the being of being what which was needed?" Reminded me of Raji's diary a bit.

Posted 2 months ago #
Ray Peacock
Administrator

Raji's diary would have been a brilliant porn game.

What is a porn game anyway and where can somebody find them?

Ed wants to know probably.

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

If only, it would be the best one ever.

They are lovely little things, you tend to take the role of a man or tentacle monster in the ones I've been playing and try to seduce and sex a girl, or just sex them straight away and watch the spectacle and they are usually hentai, you can play online flash ones from stuff like wetpussygames.com but they are not as good as they got no story or anything usually. Downloading proper ones like 'X-change' or 'Immoral Study' is much more fun.

Posted 2 months ago #
Tim
Member

Just been on wetpussy.com. You know the one where you blast off their clothes and they're running around like in a farmyard. How well did you get on with that? I can't get the knickers off. Sorry Ray and Ed I know this isn't what you designed the website for but I really want to get those knickers off. Help!!!

Posted 2 months ago #
A Predator
Member

Bing sent me an email with a link on it I just watched, prompting me to write a Ray and Ed inspired complaint email back to them, just thought I'd share it, obviously it's total shit compared to the masters but it amused me for two minutes at least:

Dear Bing

I am writing to you with regards an advert you sent me
ordering me to "WATCH FACEJACKER'S BRIAN BADONDE IN HIS EXCLUSIVE NEW SERIES". I followed your orders unquestioningly, believing that such a reputable name as Bing wouldn't ever steer me into harms way. I am sad to say that upon viewing the show in question I immediately became inflicted with both stage 4 cancer and full blown AIDS, as did my entire family and circle of friends through association with a person who had just watched said show... hang on, I hear the phone ringing, back in a second... Right I am back and have now been told that the cancer and AIDS has spread from my friends to their friends and they are currently spreading them on to their friends, soon the whole of britain will be
infected and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself,
please send a lifetime supply (about a fucking hour thanks to you) of free internet as compensation.

Flaky, decomposing lipped kisses Niles

Posted 2 weeks ago #
Tim
Member

^ Love it.

Posted 2 weeks ago #
jackrebel
Member

who the fuck uses bing any way i use gamboogle

Posted 2 weeks ago #
UntamedBabe
Member

Just thought you'd like to know, I woke my sleeping girlfriend up by laughing too loudly last night at the bit when Ray says 'Lettuce... the dirty woman of fruit'. I think that lettuce section is one of my favourite bits. Thanks for reading.

Posted 1 week ago #