http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ Chatty flipping moos en Tue, 15 May 2012 02:45:27 +0000 http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=136&page=2#post-3766 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 03:38:23 +0000 A Predator 3766@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>A beautiful expose of why Men's Magazines are shit, massive props to the voters who chose him:</p> <p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/01/fhm-andrej-pejic-apology" rel="nofollow">http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/01/fhm-andrej-pejic-apology</a> </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=3&page=3#post-3747 Tue, 31 May 2011 15:38:26 +0000 A Predator 3747@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>It is an amazing death unto itself as it was amazing what was in it before it died. Though those were funny. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=3&page=3#post-3746 Tue, 31 May 2011 11:28:52 +0000 nood 3746@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>now how do we break this to you gently...</p> <p>EAD has gone to live on a farm and is very happy now. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=3&page=3#post-3745 Tue, 31 May 2011 08:50:29 +0000 Tsquared 3745@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>I know someone posted a link to one of the 'Darwin Awards' given to people that have died in ridiculous circumstances at the start of this thread, but I own one of those books, and here are my 3 favourites. (All are true, I'll find the book and scan in the page if needs be!)</p> <p>1. One man (in America I think?) stole a vintage WW2 pistol from an old mans house, tried to hold up the local cash and carry. When the cashier refused to hand over the money, CCTV images record the criminal pulling the trigger. Noting immediately happened, so the criminal is seen to turn the gun to his face to look down the barrel. Because the vintage pistol contained vintage ammo, there was a delay in ignition. Long story short, he shot himself in the head!</p> <p>2. There was a court appearance with a man charged with possession of a live hand grenade which had a 5-metre kill radius. The defendant avidly protested it was fake. Apparently, as the case drew on, the Judge got bored and pulled the pin out of the grenade.</p> <p>3. And a final quick one- A bloke was pruning a tree, and cut off the branch that he was sitting on - fell to his death.</p> <p>Hopefully these are useful! </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=136&page=2#post-2629 Sun, 17 Apr 2011 22:00:14 +0000 robwebster 2629@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>That sounds dead hot.<div><br /></div><div>I'm watching East is East for the first time right now&nbsp;on channel 4. Raji James isn't in it much, for all he harps on about it.</div> </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=136#post-2596 Mon, 11 Apr 2011 23:43:06 +0000 A Predator 2596@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>People who are into food sex will put ghost, I remember the time with my last girlfriend when we came across a crash, caught a ghost and smeared it all over her busters and down theres and licked it off, was well sexy. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=136#post-2592 Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:52:27 +0000 robwebster 2592@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Hahahaha, right. You know when you do something 'cause you just want to be helpful, even though you know it'll probably boring?<div><br /><div><div></div><div>An acquaintance (don't know her very well at all, maybe spoken on a couple of occasions a couple of years ago?) from university just sent a message to everyone on her friends list asking them to participate in a survey on the supernatural. Fears, beliefs, etc., or so I presumed. It's only short, and will only take five minutes, so I go "yep, okay, go on then."</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div><i>1. How old are you?</i></div><div></div><div>Easy, that'd be "b. 18-25."</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div><i>2. Which gender are you?</i></div><div><i>a. Male</i></div><div><i>b. Female</i></div><div><i>c. Rather not say</i></div><div></div><div>Did toy with "c" but I don't think it's as ridiculous to categorise by gender as it is to categorise by, say, race, so I just went along with it. "a. Male."</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>THEN, this survey got fucking BRILLIANT.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div><i>3. Which of the following do you consider more sexual?</i></div><div><i>a. Werewolf</i></div><div><i>b. Vampire</i></div><div><i>c. Ghost</i></div><div></div><div>"Oh god, it's going down this route. This doesn't really apply to me, I can't deal with that Twilighty fantasis-- WAIT. C IS GHOST. GHOST IS AN OPTION. I CAN SAY GHOST."</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Not only do I get to help out, but I am going to <i>enjoy</i> this survey.</div></div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>...Who the fuck put ghost!?</div></div> </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=136#post-2530 Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:16:02 +0000 A Predator 2530@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>40% is a minimum pass at uni, it says at least he went with it and it payed off somewhat.</p> <p>Ah he got yelled at by the audience too, poor fellow. Was nice to see you too sir, huzzah for that, can drag them to the next Emergency Broadcast maybe. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=136#post-2516 Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:21:39 +0000 Rusty 2516@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Hammersmith show was a very good night. The American next to me had literally asked for "one for Tonight" at the box office, and thought he was getting Mogadishu! Turned out he enjoyed it, but understood about 40% of it!</p> <p>Wierd set-up for the tickets though. Rows A,B and C were sold out on the website when I booked - there was no row A and B and no-one was in row C who was supposed to be there - Ray and Ed made them all sit there for being late!</p> <p>Josh, you did get a fair old bit of stick. I was with Alex from Virgin Media though, and he got an even&nbsp; worse going over! My other mate got a bit of stick too. I have no idea how I got away with it. I'll probably pay for that at a later show!</p> <p>Was good to see you afterwards, I've converted a couple of friends in to Ray and Ed fans too!</p> <p>However the mission to ruin Richard's night was a total failure as Ray and Ed did a fantastic job. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=136#post-2514 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:46:50 +0000 A Predator 2514@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Went to see Ray and Ed compare a show last night at the Hammersmith Lyric, it was an awesome night to say the least, Ray and Ed were brilliant as ever doing a bit of banter and a scary man's tatoos and some Emergency Broadcast stuff and one of Ed's Sexy Sessions. Great to finally see Simon Munnery in the flesh and John Moloney was lovely and I got proper ripped into by Al Murray too which was topped of a brilliant night perfectly. Many thanks for another great night guys. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=195#post-2463 Sat, 19 Mar 2011 13:07:13 +0000 DylanfromMerika 2463@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Sleeping in a bed next to a woman with long hair, they sometimes work their way in there too. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=195#post-2437 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 01:00:59 +0000 Ray Peacock 2437@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>First time it happened to me it really panicked me. &nbsp;Think it is the last taboo in life probably. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=195#post-2436 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:35:04 +0000 A Predator 2436@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Welcome you bloody one eyed nutter sir. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=195#post-2433 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 20:33:15 +0000 P...ter Sutcliffe 2433@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>I used to have pretty long hair and was totally unaware that this was what was happening. I thought I just had freakishly long arse hair.</p> <p>Maybe I did, but it seems to have stopped now my hair is short... So thanks Ray for teaching me some stuff and putting my mind at ease.</p> <p>And hello everybody. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=195#post-2431 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 06:03:16 +0000 A Predator 2431@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>I'm looking forward to the point when my hair is that long. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=195#post-2430 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 05:58:38 +0000 dunebug 2430@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>I can't believe I'm starting a new topic for this but I can confirm that long head hair often works it's way right up into your anus.<div>It's weirdly satisfying to pull one out, like squeezing a blackhead.&nbsp;</div> </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=190#post-2428 Sun, 13 Mar 2011 17:42:15 +0000 A Predator 2428@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Here's what Ray said in a previous topic "In all honesty, it is tremendously unlikely we would ever do a section<br /> that was suggested on the forum - not because of the quality or anything like that - but because we are pretty insistent that all our ideas are our own". So that is the basis for it and it is totally understandable. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=190#post-2427 Sun, 13 Mar 2011 12:09:07 +0000 nood 2427@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>can't see why they couldn't use it just because someone else came up with it 'specially when they so&nbsp;publicly&nbsp;donated it.&nbsp; </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2412 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:20:46 +0000 Karl_Pilkington 2412@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>I like to think the soul only joins the body at the point of birth... So, there was a ghostly dead Bee Gee just floating round, waiting for Mrs Gamble to pop him out....</p> <p>That's my view of it anyway... </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2411 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:41:41 +0000 UntamedBabe 2411@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Surely they would have had to have died BEFORE he was born though? Because he'd already have been alive for 9 months or so, remember. We'd need to find out who died at the exact moment of his conception.<br />(and happy birthday from me as well if you read this) </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2410 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:12:06 +0000 Karl_Pilkington 2410@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>I don't know exactly how old you are Ed, but assuming you were born in 1982 (sounds about right...), you could be the reincarnation of Minoru Shirota. This otherwise unremarkable little japanese man invented the world's worst drink - Yakult.</p> <p>In fact, if you were born in 1988, the high-voiced popster Andy Gibb died on that day, so you could in fact be a reincarnated Bee Gee....</p> <p>..and we all thought Ray was the singing genius..... </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2409 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:36:55 +0000 robwebster 2409@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Happy birthday Ed!<div><br /></div><div>Best wishes, and I hope Raji sends you a card this time, the dozy cunt.</div> </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2408 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:19:19 +0000 wgc sam 2408@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday.<div><br /></div><div>And that's good, maybe they'll all have a big birthday party, that'd be good</div> </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2407 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:06:19 +0000 Rusty 2407@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday Ed! </p> <p>You share your birthday with Osama Bin Laden, Chuck Norris and Prince Edward (no relation I assume). Which is quite nice. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2406 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 18:53:47 +0000 jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) 2406@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>menny happy returns of the day<br /><img src="http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3092/images/3092_MEDIUM.jpg" /><br />ill have to send a present </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=191#post-2404 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:19:51 +0000 A Predator 2404@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>Happy birthday Ed! Just saw it is your birthday on the tour dates thing so happy birthday Ed! </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=190#post-2403 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:20:49 +0000 jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) 2403@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>i remember hearing ages ago when they started pgtips section that didnt last long that someone had put the idea on the Facebook page<br />so i may have got my hopes up from there </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=190#post-2402 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:16:00 +0000 jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) 2402@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>i want to help but im failing<br />i sould keep my mouth shut <br />i think i should re create any podcast idears i have in the future and just apply them to the forum for a fan thing </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=190#post-2401 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:11:44 +0000 A Predator 2401@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>I really don't want to come across like I'm having a go though Jack, I'm really not. A creative mind being constrained to itself is fucking frustrating for the owner, I just worry about them being on here and getting hopes up and then not being on the podcast. If you think of something that would be a great idea for the forum people to bounce off and have fun times with that would be awesome. Like dear Karl's spin on the idea.</p> <p>Apparently Venezuela made a pasty, changed it's name to 'Empanada' and tried to pass it off as their own delicious lunchtime snack, cheeky fuckers. </p> http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/topic.php?id=190#post-2400 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:10:54 +0000 jackrebel (Dead againt the wall) 2400@http://peacockandgamble.com/forum/ <p>sorry karl its going to be confusing because i just completely changed that post because it was rubbish</p> <p>good facts btw </p>